go to montreal
where the strippers take off
all their clothes
pay them money
to dance at your table
play video games
while you drink southern comfort
watch waitresses shake coke
out of their hair
go to a bar
where they speak only french
feel silly because you can't
go to bookstores
drive like a madman
just to keep up
listen to old jews
telling jewish jokes
eat kentucky fried chicken
while sitting in a parking lot
watch your feet
in the spring thaw
of winter dog shit
go to montreal
eat smoked meat at schwartz's
drink laurentian beer
buy wine at the corner store
watch
all the beautiful french girls
walk like postcards